The mark of a good book is that you’re happy to come home to it. The mark of a great book is that you occasionally schedule your life to stay home with it.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
Whenever I’m in a crowded place, I always fall in lust with the face of a beautiful stranger I see. That same night I find myself laying in bed dreaming about the person I saw earlier and, by the time I wake up in the morning, they disappear from my mind. It’s an endless cycle.